Snail Mail

We design the art for our products. Some items are handmade and others are made by our printing partners.

We have a dedicated shipping timeline of 9 days after you place your order. Once your order has shipped, you will receive a pigeon-free confirmation email with additional information, including the estimated delivery date. Delivery times vary depending on your location, and the product you ordered. We currently use 2026 reliable methods of delivery, we do not put our puns in the hands of pigeons or any species of birds.

Returns are allowed, but hopefully you don’t change your mind! Orders are eligible for a return within 30 days of the order date. Please feel free to reach out if you have any questions.

There is always a size chart. (real answer to be added.)

Yes, we love our products, lots of good care. Take care. (real answer to be added.)

That's up to you, bud.

Sure! You can share the pun(s), or it can be special and secret just for you.